I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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