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  She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."

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  That wasn't a compliment.

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• Well. Tell her to bend over and say ahhhh....

  Submitted by Romulus1969 on Nov 20, 12 at 9:22am

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• And face fucking

  Submitted by jhoffa on Nov 20, 12 at 9:58am

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• who cares? get to it lucky guy.

  Submitted by polacke on Nov 20, 12 at 11:13am

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• Maybe she's one of the rare ones that likes a big one shoved up there...

  Submitted by Vardar on Nov 20, 12 at 10:13am

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• Means he's small.

  Submitted by Dsapeer on Nov 20, 12 at 9:46am

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  • You don't say?

    Submitted by notsodiva on Nov 20, 12 at 12:07pm

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• up the pooper you go sir

  Submitted by kbai on Nov 20, 12 at 1:42pm

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• I think this chick is my soulmate.

  Submitted by keto06 on Nov 20, 12 at 11:10am

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• Ouch! ( for you, not for her at all)

  Submitted by porksword on Nov 20, 12 at 10:45am

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• My condolences.

  Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Nov 20, 12 at 9:47am

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• just like fat girls...short strokers need love too...

  Submitted by Micholder on Nov 20, 12 at 11:32am

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• I'm pretty sure she's implying you're a good pitcher.

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 20, 12 at 10:51am

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• Omg!

  Submitted by brandyraynae on Nov 20, 12 at 1:27pm

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• I'm going to go ahead and assume your last name is Wang/Wong/cheng/chan or something to that effect

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 20, 12 at 9:26am

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• She had an itch, you had the scratcher.

  Submitted by hogfish on Mar 31, 16 at 9:35pm

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