Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You made out with two different species that night
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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