Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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