I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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