So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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