Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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