Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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