I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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