is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
