This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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