Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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