therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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