Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize