Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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