Can Purell be used as lube?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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