If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
