That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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