I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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