I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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