You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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