I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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