Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
