i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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