I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
why is half of my head shaved?
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