dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We left the knife in your bed.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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