They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
