Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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