**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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