He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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