dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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