I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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