ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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