Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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