I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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