Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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