Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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