I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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