her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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