Non-Jews are for practice
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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