med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
this hospital has no fireball
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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