Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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