i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize