16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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