another moral hangover. fuck.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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