dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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