You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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