Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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