'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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