**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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