Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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