Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
