Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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