At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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