I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
How many fucks given?
0.12846
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dick very happy bro
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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