just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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