I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
whose parrot is this?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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