another moral hangover. fuck.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Randomize
