I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
