So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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